Lurker > Skye Reynolds

Any time I've seen the term normie, the person using it has either been a white supremacist or a bestialist. I'll assume your neither of those things. But for curiosity's sake, what makes you different from "normies"?

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And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!"

Let's pretend in the era of Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd that there was nothing but Abba to listen to. Now that is some shitposting.

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And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!"

It had a twist ending which left a bad taste in everyone's mouth. That's all it's remembered for at this point. Had the twist been something satisfying, it'd still be fondly remembered.

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And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!"

Nirvana

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After the 2000s, viewership became intermittent. I just can't believe there are die hard fans who have stuck with the series from its inception or that enough new fans would've joined in the 17th season to justify its continuation.


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And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!"

The new law in Ft. Lauderdale comes after the city announced in January that people are restricted from camping, panhandling, food sharing and engaging in other "life sustaining activities."

Fucking fascist state. Literally guilty of keeping the homeless alive.

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Christmas

SHOES

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It shouldn't be. But if somebody wants to pretend it's about rape, no force on Earth can stop them from being willfully offended. It gives them the excuse to do what they really want to do and that's throw a wet blanket on other people's good time.

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coh posted...

2D looks more genuine to me. Everything 3D just has this soulless feel to it

3D looks like a video game to me.

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The least of any group. That doesn't make discrimination against us okay, mind you. But we do put up with less shit than anyone else.

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:(

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PesticideDream posted...

I enjoyed my time with it and I was entertained through the whole film.

This is true.

I wanted to step out and run to the restroom during the last hour or so, but there wasn't one scene worth sacrificing. Every moment was memorable.

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Yes.

It's best as a standalone and not tied in to any film universe, but it works well as its own thing.

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creativerealms posted...

Yeah Spider-Man is very strong and has amazing feats in the comics. Not to mention his Spider-sense. And yet still gets blindsided and has trouble with common criminals in the comics. Bad writing? Sure but it is what it is.

This is true of every character, really. I'll bet more than 70% of heroes are only in danger because they forget they have gamebreaking abilities. Even Batman, who has mastered every form of martial arts to an impossible degree, still finds himself occasionally trading punches with random hoodlum henchmen who shouldn't be able to lay a finger on him.

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And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!"

It was really nice of Spider-Man to throw a fight against Captain America .

He was gonna lift that trailer up like it was a popsicle, but Cap mentioned he was from New York and Spidey was like, "A fellow New Yorker? I'm gonna be a nice guy and let him win."

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And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!"

The appeal of action is the sense of danger, so why do so many writers try to make their characters invincible?

Wolverine can survive a nuclear bomb blast.
Magneto can rip iron from the body and kill with a thought.
Superman is functioning at 15% power level a la Dragon Ball Z.
Spider-Man fakes being in danger and is actually stronger than his rogues.

Do they do it as some kind of "my fictional character is technically a lot stronger than your fictional character" bullshit? Or is it a Steven Seagal thing where there's a niche audience that likes boring invincible protagonists? And some of those people just happen to be the comic writers.

The cool thing about Spider-Man is that he is so down to Earth. Making him invincible or having him pull his punches defeats the purpose of him being the underdog. Beyond the "great power" quote, this is what defines Spider-Man as a hero:

https://imgur.com/SASUKMQ

(He was secretly just holding back his strength.)

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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

Spiderman is almost as strong as the Hulk

Its canon that he severely pulls his punches like Superman and even said the reason his head moves when thugs hit him in the face is so they don't shatter their hands

That is some absolute writer's bullshit.

"I was never in danger. I was always twelve steps ahead of my adversaries and infinitely stronger. I just put on a good show for the audience."

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An inch on the dick will only help you once you've gotten to the bedroom. Three inches in height will help you get her to the bedroom.

Height.

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The second movie is okay. It lacks comedy, but it has more ghosts than the first movie.

The third film is just spiteful. It could've coincided with the original mythology. They could've made the lead Egon's daughter and had her assemble a new team. But instead they decided to make it a reboot and go on a vicious campaign accusing anyone unhappy with the decision of being sexist.

I don't care if it's okay. The first movie was a lot better than just okay. And fans had legitimately been waiting out the better part of three decades hoping for a third entry in the series. Well, for better or worse, we're gonna step right over that remake as if it never happened and get that second sequel.

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Is this a program where you pay $2.95 a minute to have a princess talk dirty to you?

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It's kind of a gray area, but he won't distance himself from them. He lets them fawn over him and refuses to denounce the endorsement. So, I think it's fair if you want to lump him in with such company.

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@ the bolded text

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The runner up.

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I mean...

Yeah, it's pretty transparent. She was gorgeous with her hair long. Then she cuts it short so that she looks like a talk show host with attitude and wins out over an 11 out of 10 Latina. This has more to do with politics of beauty than it does who's the best. And that's not a commentary on black women because they're some of the finest women out there. But the rightful Miss Universe this woman is not.

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Whatever makes you both happy. Best of luck.

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This is disappointing.

I understand that conservative mom types would be the ones most likely to watch heartwarming films about attractive white heterosexual couples in their late 30s and early 40s, but it's disgusting to think that homophobia still has a hold on anything. I thought this battle had been one long ago. But then again, we have stuff like movies taking away gay character reveals because the Chinese government doesn't like it.

Hallmark should not have pulled the ad. If there's controversy to be had from it, let them be on the winning side. Let them take a stand for equality and inclusive love.

A few days ago, they were announcing that they were going to explore gay romance. Now they're pulling an ad because a heterosexist group dislikes it? I hope the screenwriter for that unmade love story was paid in advance.

This is bullshit.

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No. I'm just not usually into muscle. Asian women can pull off hairstyles, body types, and forms of expression that I'm not normally into.

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pics?

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Tyrannosaurus posted...

Is it true that they shave the Wookiee and make him have sex with R2D2 in a 20 min uncut scene?

It's fun for the first few minutes, but then it goes on for way too long. It's the Pod Race all over again.

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Vince McMahon: "Have you heard about this new thing called cuckolding?"

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Asian women can pull off anything

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Bad sequels have me at a loss.

On one hand, they do damage to the series mythology and to the credibility of the original properties they represent. On the other hand, more kill scenes.


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AceMos posted...

jason is such a unstoppable force he survived 2 grand finals

hell canonically what it took to finally kill him in jason X was

completely vaporizing him in the earth 2s atmosphere

The ending leaves it ambiguous as to whether he was vaporized or simply lost his mask when he hit the lake.

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Happy belated birthday

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Southernfatman posted...

It's the Terry Funk of movie series.

hahahahaha

Well, Jason has had his hip replaced thrice.

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Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

There were actually more films in the series *after* The Final Chapter than before. And we still had Jason X and Freddy Versus Jason after The Final Friday.

(Yeah, I know today is Saturday the 14th. That's when The Final Chapter technically took place as it's set the day after Part III.)

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We could sell tickets to see Madam Guillotine in action.

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"Love that Joker"

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wut?

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Oh, right. I forgot about that. She's British and Indian. She might be able to do a solo adaptation without complaint. Playing members of other ethnic groups has become tricky. Not all forms of it are forbidden yet, but there is a narrowing window of what is or is not welcome by the public.

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Thank you.

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Lulu is the only goth to light my fire and the best girl of the game.

(Do NOT shrink her bust in a remake.)

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RchHomieQuanChi posted...

What? It's the perfect approach for a Batman movie.

It sounds like something that would be a Batman Animated Series episode.

It would make a good episode of Batman, The Animated Series. But you didn't have to pay to see BTAS in its first run.

Knowing who the villain is in a superhero movie is like knowing the opponent in a boxing match or a UFC fight. The marquee reads Superman vs. General Zod, you're gonna see Superman against Zod. The marquee reads Spider-Man vs. Dr. Octopus, it's Spidey against Doc Ock.

But this is like advertising "Batman versus mystery opponent" or "Batman versus opponent to be determined." I'm sitting here in a $17 seat with a $6 cup of Coca-Cola in my hand ready to see Batman take on the Penguin and it's actually the Riddler who's behind it all. The ringer might be okay if I knew who he was, but the film intentionally downplayed the Riddler so that it would come as a surprise when he was outed as the culprit.

It's an ambitious new approach, and I'll give them credit for that, but most twist revelations are dull for that very reason described. It's always the quiet butler or the friendly old man; the last character you'd suspect. Hell, it might even be Clock King just because nobody would guess that a dark horse like him would make it into a live action Batman movie.

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"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!"

A solo Jasmine spinoff is a bit of a liability since she's a British woman playing an Arab princess. Since her love interest was an Arab, nobody complained. But if it's just her by herself, then all you're left with is a white woman playing an Arab woman. And that could be a headache for Disney.

<_<

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The absolute last thing Disney needs is more white princes.

Seriously, the worship of royalty is outdated. It's sad to see people in the US glued to magazines focusing on the royal British family and their wives. Like, isn't the whole reason this country exists because we were over dealing with royalty? Why have we worshiped it from afar ever since?

Second, name one Disney prince who isn't white. Even Naveen, the African prince from The Princess and the Frog, is biracial with one white parent. In the Walt Disney World parade float, his actor is white. If we're going to continue to promote royalty, can't we have some royalty from other ethnic backgrounds?

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spikethedevil posted...

TBF Its actually really good.

Jasmine doesn't wear a bikini and Jaffar doesn't transform into a snake. How could it possibly be good?

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"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!"

Wait, the white prince that Jasmine was engaged to made it into the film? I thought that was dropped after backlash. All the more reason I'm grateful I never saw this mess of a film. <_<

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And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!"